Another year, another winter, another awards show.

The Golden Globes air this Sunday and as pointless as they may be, they are one of the more entertaining awards shows to watch. All of your favorite celebrities are sitting and drinking together in the same room. After the third glass of champagne, the smiles seem a lot less forced.

So, why not pretend you’re hanging out with George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence? I mean, you’re not; you’re probably somewhere somewhere outside Toledo with a bottle of Fleischmann’s Vodka and some Chinese food (Note: Chinese food is the perfect dinner for any awards show and also any occasion in general). Award shows are predictable, so use that to your advantage and get drunk. Without further adieu, here are the rules for the Reel Deal approved 2015 Golden Globes Drinking Game:

• Somebody thanks their manager in their speech.
• Somebody thanks their agent in their speech.
• Somebody makes a joke about Meryl Streep.
• Meryl Streep looks charming and humble, because she’s charming and humble as f**k.
• Somebody makes a joke about the Sony hacks.
• Somebody makes a joke about North Korea. Bonus drink if that joke is about North Korea now making all creative decisions in Hollywood.
• Somebody uses Boyhood to make a joke about a celebrity getting older. Bonus drink if it is at the expense of Kirk Douglas.
• Bill Murray glares at the camera when it pans to him. Bonus points if he says/does something funny and/or relatable.
• A tame Bill Cosby joke that is greeted with shock and awe.
• No more jokes about shirtless Matthew McConaughey. Only jokes about how philosophical he has become in movies, TV shows, and car commercials.
• A joke about Ben Affleck’s penis in Gone Girl.
• Peter Dinklage makes a joke about how every character on Game of Thrones dies.
• A reference to the Ice Bucket Challenge.
• Somebody wins for Selma and makes a politically charged statement.
• A bald man with a funny accent makes a dull, long-winded speech.
• The real Cheryl Strayed comes out. That, or Reese Witherspoon honors her.
• Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are charming as hell. Drink a lot.
• If The Lego Movie doesn’t win, pour out your drink and punch your nearest bartender.

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As Rob Reiner says in The Wolf of Wall Street (nobody else in the history of humanity has said this): the chickens have finally come to roost, as a secret hidden in plain sight finally poked its ugly head out in full force.

Earlier this week, more women came out to say that they were raped by Bill Cosby. As a result of the mounting allegations, Netflix delayed the release of Cosby’s upcoming comedy special. and NBC completely dropped a planned Cosby sitcom.

In a very short amount of time, Cosby has gone from America’s TV dad, to something of a monster. To say his image is damaged beyond repair might be an understatement. Now, I see Cosby less as an inspiration and more like a condescending, power hungry butt wipe. It is a sad truth that public figures who seem outwardly kind can host a dark side. Right now, we are witnessing a real life version of Gone Girl unfold.

It is important to remember that celebrities are always putting on some sort of an act, both on and off camera. It’s just something they have to do. But don’t worry, we can still trust our idols. Since we don’t have Cosby anymore, here is a list of some other celebrities that are still good role models.

Dudes

Steve Carell

This whole Cosby ordeal is making me think that the idea of any entertainer being a completely normal family man is a carefully constructed public persona. But until we hear otherwise, and until our collective innocence is completely shattered, Carell is nothing but an incredibly nice and genuine family man.

Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. is a divorced parent who has used the n-word in his routine before, yet I could think of no better role model. Outside of his work, Louis doesn’t seem to do much besides raise his daughters. He is on his way to becoming a Comedy Buddha, with a philosophy that emphasizes hard work, concentration, and persistence.

Seth Rogen

It just hit me now that it is amazing how much Seth Rogen does. He starred in a hit movie this summer (Neighbors) and he has another potential huge hit on the way (The Interview). He is also a strong advocate for good causes such as Alzheimer’s research and awareness. He also does most of this while high. Basically, you can smoke  a lot of weed and still be a productive member of society.

Stephen Colbert

I don’t think that anybody’s moral being should be judged based on whether or not they believe in a higher power. However, there is something kind of refreshing about seeing a comedian who is open about his beliefs. Colbert is a proud Catholic, something that doesn’t normally seem to go hand-in-hand with comic genius. It just goes to show that you don’t have to be Ricky Gervais, screaming at the top of your lungs about Atheism, in order to be funny.

Russell Crowe

Have you checked out his Tweets? The dude loves to exercise! America has an obesity problem! Keep on Tweeting your ridiculously detailed workout routines, Russell Crowe, no matter how much people like me will make fun of you for it.

Ladies

Lena Dunham

No, Lena Dunham did not molest her sister and no, this is not up for discussion. Dunham is an inspiration for guys and girls everywhere. Everything she does is about learning to be comfortable in your own skin. She might share too much about herself sometimes but hey, at least she has nothing to hide.

Tina Fey

In Bossypants, Fey describes working all those late nights in the 30 Rock writer’s room while somehow managing to take care of her family. That is two ultra full time jobs at once. Guess I have no excuses anymore.

Amy Poehler

Like Fey, Poehler is a gifted multi-tasker. Along with starring in one of the most beloved shows on television right now (Parks and Recreation), she also helped bring Broad City to the airwaves and she has a stake in Smart Girls. It also helps that she is filled with valuable life lessons that never seem like condescending lectures.

Taylor Swift

I have warmed up to Taylor Swift a lot this year. Maybe it’s because she’s so ubiquitous now, or maybe it just took me this long to realize how talented she is. Shake It Off is the perfect anthem for anybody who has ever spent time in a website’s comment section. Screw the haters. This song was definitely stuck in your head until Too Many Cooks came along.

Kim Kardashian

HEAR ME OUT PEOPLE! Kim Kardashian is the American Dream incarnate. She proves that you can do literally nothing and still make millions of dollars. She’s the perfect role model for all the lazy people out there.

[Just Google "Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine" or whatever. I give up.]

“Hey Kermit! Did you know that there is no God and the Bible is a lie?” Image via YouTube

Like any good Muppets movie should do, Muppets Most Wanted begins by announcing what it is to the world. “We’re a sequel, dammit, so like us or don’t like us!” But it’s the Muppets, and the Muppets are impossible to hate. If you were looking for a Muppet movie that is equal parts charming, funny, and chaotic, then Muppets Most Wanted will give you everything that you are looking for.

Muppets Most Wanted picks up almost directly where the last movie left off, with the Muppets reunited and famous once again, but this time without the help of Jason Segel or Amy Adams. Celebrity cameo numero uno is Ricky Gervais as Dominic Badguy, which is French for “good man,” as their new manager. Celebrity cameos in any given Muppets movie are always exciting. I wait for the cameo like people wait for the scary moments in a horror movie.

While The Muppets was something of a bromance, Muppets Most Wanted is an old school caper. It turns out that Kermit has a doppelganger named Constantine, who happens to be the most dangerous frog in the world. Constantine escapes from the Siberian Gulag where he was imprisoned and switches places with Kermit. This body switch makes up for most of the film’s best jokes. Watching a frog with a Russian accent try and learn how to do a Kermit voice is absolutely delightful.

In fact, “delightful” is probably the best way to describe Muppets Most Wanted. Even when it does go wrong (more on that in a bit), there is no way this movie can’t make you happy. Each celebrity cameo is great because of the way they are all employed in the story. Having Usher be an Usher is probably one of history’s greatest anti-jokes. Muppets Most Wanted is worth the price of admission just for the rendition of “I Hope I Get It” with Danny Trejo and Ray Liotta. Now that is a sentence I never thought I would get to type in my life.

Muppets Most Wanted finds as much middle ground as possible between what both kids and adults will love. If it is a good family movie, then adults should be able to enjoy it, as opposed to just feeling the need to tolerate it. There might even be more here for adults to enjoy than kids. Some of the pop culture references are so subtle that you can’t help but admire them. A lot of comedies set in prisons will reference The Shawshank Redemption, but only Muppets Most Wanted will reference it simply with a Rita Hayworth poster that has Miss Piggy’s face.

When you have a movie like Muppets Most Wanted, it is impossible not to compare to both its predecessor as well as all other Muppet outings, given that the Muppets are an American institution. In that regard, Muppets Most Wanted is underwhelming. It throws a lot of the more well-established characters to the side at times to let in room for new characters. That is fine, as most of the new characters that are introduced are great (except for Walter, he doesn’t really bring that much to the table). Even though the last movie focused on two brand new characters, it still felt like every well-established Muppet got his or her moment in the sun.

The Muppets are and always have been about going meta. There is a saying that “once you go meta, it’s hard to go back.” Some claim that this is what ruined The Simpsons (though I believe there were many more good episodes after “Behind the Laughter,” but this discussion should be saved for another time). The problem with Muppets Most Wanted is that it eventually forgets the promise of the opening song and and gives in to its heist movie nature. Every movie for kids need to have a lesson in the end. However, if you are going to go meta, then you have to go all the way.

Muppets Most Wanted is still enjoyable and packs in just about as many laughs as it should. It is great fun but it has a little less of the anarchy that always makes the Muppets so great. What I am trying to say is that Muppets Most Wanted isn’t bad, it just could have used a pair of fart shoes.

Brain Farts From The Edge

• How long before Phil Lord and Chris Miller are asked to direct the next Muppets movie?
• It’s unfortunate that two of the movie’s best visual gags (the giant badges; Tina Fey tripping over a stool) were spoiled by being shown in every single trailer and commercial.
• Hey, is Ricky Gervais still an atheist? Just checking.
• It really is a bummer that this flopped at the box office this past weekend.
• If you are a Marx Brothers fan, there is an amazing reference to one of their classic bits in Muppets Most Wanted. Even if you aren’t familiar with the Marx Brothers, the bit is still just as funny. Now that is how you make a good reference.
• With her Kermit Shrine, Tina Fey’s Nadya is basically Helga Pataki.
• There is some shameless product placement for Subway here, but it is used so well and the scene is so funny that I completely forgive it.
• Miss Piggy’s dog is pretty great.
• My favorite Muppets: Animal, Beaker, and Swedish Chef. For some reason, all my favorite Muppets are the ones that make weird noises.

I miss these guys.

Last night’s Golden Globes ceremony was filled with surprises. Frankly, a night of surprises is much better than a night where everything goes according to plan.

While a lot of talented people and deserving films and TV shows went home empty handed, it was a pure joy to see Matthew McConaughey take on his Wooderson persona while finally being awarded for his recent career renaissance. In just a few seconds, all of those years he spent in rom-com limbo were virtually forgotten.

While Tina Fey and Amy Poehler might not have been as good as they were last year (though that Clooney line from the opening monologue killed it), they are still Tina Fey and Amy Poehler so their presence alone makes me happy enough. The Globes are not as exciting as the Oscars, but it sure is fun to see Emma Thompson stand on stage barefoot while many winners actually looked genuinely surprised when their names were called.

Read below for a detailed breakdown of some of the highlights of the night. Here is what I liked, what I didn’t like, and what I still don’t have definite feelings about:

What I Liked

Leonardo DiCaprio- I was really rooting for Oscar Isaac in this category, even if he really didn’t stand a chance. However, Leo’s performance was a seriously incredible feat in so many ways. He pulled off feats of physical comedy that few skilled comedians could ever pull off as well as he did. While the Globes have no direct impact on the Oscars, they are one of the early important awards shows and often set the mood for the rest of the season. I would not be surprised if this “Leo Needs to Win an Oscar” campaign grows bigger and louder in the weeks to come.

Spike Jonze- Jonze won for “Her.” His win was a very welcome surprise. “Her” was everything a great screenplay should be: equal parts funny and sad, with a strong hint of honesty thrown into the mix. “Her” felt like it Jonze’s most personal effort yet, while it also thought up one of the most plausible portrayals of the future on film. Oh, and it is a beautiful look at love in the 21st century. Sometimes, you just have to look into the future in order to understand the present.

The Big Bang Theory- I normally don’t like to wish ill on anybody, but I tend to reserve most of my anger in life for “The Big Bang Theory.” I am glad that it didn’t win anything. While this show is an easy target, it deserves all of the scorn it gets, as it barely has a funny bone in its body. It seems weird that it keeps getting nominated for things despite the fact that the best show about nerds is “Community.” With stale one-liners and laugh track throughout, “The Big Bang Theory” seems like it belongs in a bygone era. TV has progressed so much in recent years, and “The Big Bang Theory” seems to be bringing it back into the past.

Diddy- He really is his character from “Get Him to the Greek.” Please get this guy in more comedies.

What I Didn’t Like

U2 Wins An Award- It’s about time Bono won something! I haven’t seen “Mandela” yet or heard “Ordinary Love” (note: I can already tell from the title of it alone that I will probably hate this song), so maybe my hatred for Bono is clouding my judgement. Or maybe I am just upset that “Please Mr. Kennedy” didn’t win. That was the last chance that song had, given that it is not eligible for an Oscar. Few people could ever write a song that is as cheesy as it is catchy. My feelings about the winner of this category can best be summed up by this Tweet:

American Hustle: I am not trying to put “American Hustle” down here. In a strong category, it may have been the weakest film. After a second viewing, some of the film’s weak points began to show. Mainly, it loses momentum, which makes the film feel even longer than “The Wolf of Wall Street,” despite being an hour shorter. Also, it is not fair to consider it as a comedy. It is a fun, entertaining drama. I wrote more about it in an article for PolicyMic. #shameless #self #promotion #isweariwillneverputahashtaginapostagain

Jennifer Lawrence: No offense to Mrs. Lawrence. She was great, if a little miscast, in “American Hustle.” However, the Best Supporting Actress award belonged to June Squibb for her performance as a loud, proud matriarch in “Nebraska.” The cemetary scene has been the one that most people have been talking about, and for good reason. However, her greatest moment is when she defends her husband Woody (Bruce Dern) against his entire family. It’s a moment that actually made me want to stand up and cheer.

Tatiana Maslany- No offense for Mrs. Wright, but Tataina Maslany’s performance in “Orphan Black” is unlike any on television right now. Maslany plays multiple characters, all with different personalities, who often have to talk to each other, and it is always believable. It is one of the most demanding performances I have ever seen, and Maslany always pulls it off. Luckily, “Orphan Black” is still young, and there is still time to give Tatiana Maslany every award ever.

How Do I Feel About This?

Brooklyn Nine-Nine- Much of the hatred towards “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” seems to be unfounded. It is a solid comedy that quickly recovered from a weak first few episodes, and its win for Best Comedy was a welcome surprise. In a short amount of time, the show has already created a strong sense of familiarity amongst its characters, and it includes a few standout performances, especially from Terry Crews, Stephanie Beatriz, and Andre Braugher. However, the show hasn’t even been on for a full season. “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” still needs time to progress and mature even further. It has yet to stand on the sturdy foundation that “Parks and Recreation” has spent six seasons building. It is not that “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” doesn’t deserve to win, it is just that this honor seemed a little premature. But hey, anything is better than another victory for “The Big Bang Theory.”

Woody Allen- That montage of all of his films really made me want to drop everything and have a Woody Allen marathon. However, the fact that he didn’t show up made the Cecil B. DeMille honor that he received just a little less special. Maybe it was believable in the 1970s that he wouldn’t come to Los Angeles, but Allen has now shot films in London, Paris, Rome, and San Francisco, so we know that he’s not afraid to leave New York anymore. It probably wouldn’t have been too much effort on Woody’s part if he had at least submitted a pre-taped thank you. Instead, we got a bizarre speech from Diane Keaton, wearing her “Annie Hall” outfit sans hat. Her speech was like that scene from every movie where a character tries really hard to distract the bad guy while somebody tries to stop the bomb from going off.