What to do on Christmas if you are a Jew (or any religion)…

…Watch the best holiday movie ever, “A Christmas Story” on TBS. And there’s no way you can miss it, because you have at least 24 chances to watch it. That’s right, 24 hours of “A Christmas Story.” And don’t feel weird watching it more than once, it’s totally acceptable.

Warning: Maybe not too many viewings. You’ll shoot your eye out…kid
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all