If there is one complaint that people could have against the Oscars, besides the fact that Oscar voters rarely pick the right film and are easily seduced by pretty campaigns, is that there awards just aren’t specific enough.
Boom! Problem fixed.
Here are some new categories I thought up to give some movies, directors, and actors who might not have gotten their moment in the sun otherwise.
Some of these awards are compliments, some are not, and some will probably make no sense at all. But then again, anything makes more sense than “Shakespeare in Love” beating “Saving Private Ryan” for Best Picture.
Read the list below:
Most Underrated: The Heat
Most Overrated: Pacific Rim
Most Surprisingly Good: Iron Man 3
Indie Filmmaking Done Right: Frances Ha
Indie Filmmaking Done Wrong: The Way Way Back, Touchy Feely
Most Annoying New Indie Trope: Board game brings out tension between family members (The Way Way Back, The Kings of Summer)
Best Paul Rudd with a Mustache: Prince Avalanche
Best Directorial Debut: Jordan Vogt-Roberts (The Kings of Summer)
Guilty Pleasure I Didn’t Feel Guilty for Enjoying: Evil Dead
Most Misguided Allegory: Elysium
Best Use of Tom Cruise Yelling on a Football Field: Oblivion
I Don’t Get Your Accent: Jodie Foster (Elysium)
Best Franchise Installment: Catching Fire
Worst Franchise Installment: The Desolation of Smaug
Blandest Franchise Installment: Star Trek Into Darkness
Could Have Used a Colon in the Title: Star Trek Into Darkness
Movie I Haven’t Seen But Know Everything About Second Hand: Man of Steel
Best Animal Humor: Inside Llewyn Davis
Funniest Use of Drugs: The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Twist: Side Effects
Best Scorsese Movie Not Directed by Scorsese: American Hustle
Best Movie I Saw in Theaters in 2013 that Didn’t Come out in 2013: Life of Pi
Best Use of Coach Taylor Not Playing Coach Taylor: The Spectacular Now
Best Movie of the Year that was Actually a TV Show: Breaking Bad
The 2013 Reel Deal Movie Awards
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