WARNING: This review contains MAJOR SPOILERS for “The Last Jedi.” Please direct all angry emails to my attorney.
-Drink whenever somebody mentions Donald Trump
Predicting how this crazy world works in becoming harder than ever, and that perhaps makes tonight’s Academy Awards even more exciting. And yet, “La La Land” will probably still clean up.
So instead of predicting things that might prove to be untrue, I will instead present to you everything that I think should win at this year’s Oscars:
If you ever needed a moment to escape from the feeling that the world was falling apart, Hollywood was there to help. They weren’t always ready to cheer you up, but there were some great movies out this year.
Just from looking through my list, the idea that everything put out nowadays is simply not true. This year had a surprisingly good offering of musicals, tales of rural America, and neo-Nazis getting their butts kicked.
Without further adieu, here’s my list of the 10 best movies of 2016:
From Brexit to Trump, 2016 was a weird and ultimately terrible year for politics.
This year was also a test for comedians. Would they cozy up to Trump? (Jimmy Fallon failed) Would they stand up to him in creative, original, and angry ways? (Seth Meyers succeeded) Ultimately, it was the year we discovered that posting John Oliver clips had absolutely no effect.
In that light, it’s time to look at comedy less as something that can change the world, but more something that will help us laugh at the absurdity of the coming years, as a “Dr. Strangelove” moment looks more and more likely to come true.
After watching Trump shockingly beat Hillary Clinton, I believe that nobody knows anything anymore. But I’ll at least do the best I can to let these funny moments speak for themselves:
Warning: This post contains some major spoilers for “Zootopia,” and possibly “10 Cloverfield Lane.”
“Zootopia” might just be Disney’s best movie in a long time. Take that, “Frozen.”
Anyway, it was great. I am always happy to see animals onscreen acting like people. However, “Zootopia” takes it anthropomorphic to the next level, suggesting that these civilized animals aren’t far off from reverting to their predatory instincts.
When I write about a movie, I try not to resort to nitpicking. However, I have a nit to pick with “Zootopia,” and it feels a little more like an itch that I just can’t scratch.
“Deadpool” is the biggest movie in America right now, and it’s not even a fair fight.
It now holds the record for highest opening for an R-rated movie of all time. Oh, “Deadpool” is rated R? “Deadpool” is a superhero movie? You don’t say. “Deadpool” is one of the most hyped movies of the year that happened to come out during February, where movies tend to go to die.
Hey, it turns out this one isn’t so bad. But, is it great?
For the past few days a lot of people have asked me if they should see “Deadpool.” When answering the daunting question of “how was it?” my answer has been, “it’s fun enough.” “Deadpool” does just enough to be a good movie. It tries really hard, and I appreciate that. As somebody who tries really hard but doesn’t always get the best results, I respect and appreciate effort. Hell, give “Deadpool” the Superhero Movie Participation Ribbon it deserves!
One thing you can’t call “Deadpool” is empty. There is a surprising amount to unpack here. There is bad, and there is good.
Let’s get to it, shall we? If I had the qualifications to be an Oscar voter (which I don’t, given that I am under 75-years-old), here’s who I would pick to win all the awards this year:
“Joy” had scenes. And while some of them were very good, I’m not sure that it’s actually a movie, though.
“Joy,” the latest film by David O. Russell is a biopic that proudly displays a big asterisk on the “bio” part. It tells the true story of Joy Mangano (Jennifer Lawrence), an overworked, single mother who created the Miracle Mop and became a millionaire.
Now this is the kind of story David O. Russell loves: somebody who is constantly held down by their insane mess of a family. And that is what ultimately hurts Russell at certain points: he is constantly standing in his own shadow.
Narrowing this down to ten was tough. There were so many great shows this year that my honorable mentions could end up being longer than my top ten itself.
But without much further adieu, here are the 10 best (or at least my favorite) TV shows of 2015: