WARNING: This review contains MAJOR SPOILERS for “The Last Jedi.” Please direct all angry emails to my attorney.
-Drink whenever somebody mentions Donald Trump
Predicting how this crazy world works in becoming harder than ever, and that perhaps makes tonight’s Academy Awards even more exciting. And yet, “La La Land” will probably still clean up.
So instead of predicting things that might prove to be untrue, I will instead present to you everything that I think should win at this year’s Oscars: