Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It’s after 6 o’clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Movie Review: Good Will Hunting
Before I saw Good Will Hunting, I pondered the meaning of the title. Was it for the search of someone of good will in this rotten world? Well, it is actually based on the name of the character, Will Hunting. But is he really that good? Well, that’s for you to figure out.
This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse
According to Perez Hilton, a sequel AND prequel have been planned for 2007′s mega hit 300. Being one of the only (well, maybe the only) people on the planet who realized this movie sucked am totally against the idea. As cool as some of the action/battles in 300 were I wouldn’t necessarily call it groundbreaking. Not to mention the grotesque historical inaccuracies (yeah yeah sure, it’s for entertainment value) and extremely laughable story. So Hollywood, continue to make sequels to good graphic novels/comic books like Batman and Sin City and leave crap like 300 alone. One was enough. And if you’re still a little angry over my negative review, I’m right over here, come and get me.
Quote of the Day
Sam: You laugh. I’m not saying I don’t cry but in between I laugh and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.
Movie Review: Cloverfield
Oh no New York is being destroyed! Again! This isn’t the first time New York has been destroyed but every generation needs a disaster film to define it. So many big blockbuster/horror/disaster films are either sequels, remakes, or just horrible cliches. Finally, someone has created an original blockbuster to define the so called “Me” generation. And that movie is Cloverfield.
A Few Questions about the "Disaster Movie" Trailer
Yes, those morons behind every major movie spoof we see today are at it again this time lampooning disaster films with…you guessed it…Disaster Movie. After sacrificing my own dignity and watching the entire trailer, I found myself more confused than I was at the ending of Mullholland Drive. Here are a few questions I have about Disaster Movie:
Quote of the Day
Jason: You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can’t get her out of my head.
Quote of the Day
George Fields: WHO GIVES A SHIT? Nobody wants to pay twenty dollars to watch people living next to chemical waste! They can see that in New Jersey!
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Rachel Lindquist: Doctors don’t know anything. My uncle’s stomach hurt once, so doctors took out his kidney, and it turned out there was nothing wrong with it, and now he has to go through life with no kidney.
Ron Garner: No, because you’re born with two kidneys, you moron.
TV Review: Planet Earth
It’s once in a lifetime that we’ll be able to view something like this. Yes, Planet Earth is a once in a lifetime experience. It goes farther, wider, and deeper than any nature show ever has. And it doesn’t stop there. It dares to go to the highest depth just to get that perfect shot. Which it does, every single time.