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Golden Globes 2014: I Liked Some Things, I Didn’t Like Some Things

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I miss these guys.

Last night’s Golden Globes ceremony was filled with surprises. Frankly, a night of surprises is much better than a night where everything goes according to plan.

While a lot of talented people and deserving films and TV shows went home empty handed, it was a pure joy to see Matthew McConaughey take on his Wooderson persona while finally being awarded for his recent career renaissance. In just a few seconds, all of those years he spent in rom-com limbo were virtually forgotten.

While Tina Fey and Amy Poehler might not have been as good as they were last year (though that Clooney line from the opening monologue killed it), they are still Tina Fey and Amy Poehler so their presence alone makes me happy enough. The Globes are not as exciting as the Oscars, but it sure is fun to see Emma Thompson stand on stage barefoot while many winners actually looked genuinely surprised when their names were called.

Read below for a detailed breakdown of some of the highlights of the night. Here is what I liked, what I didn’t like, and what I still don’t have definite feelings about:

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Movie Review: Lone Survivor

mark-wahlberg-in-lone-survivor-movie-2Everything about “Lone Survivor” looks like a giant military recruitment ad. From the swelling score to the soaring helicopters, the trailers looked like something that a recruiter would bring and show in a high school auditorium.

Now, there is nothing wrong with supporting the military. It is just nice to know that a movie is not trying to advertise with us, even if that is what most movies do anyway. Instead, “Lone Survivor” is a uniquely small war film that is more about man’s battle against the elements than a way to make our enemies look bad.

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Moving Over to WordPress

Hey guys, as you can probably tell, things might look a little different here.

Well, right now we are in the process of transferring The Reel Deal over to WordPress. Bear with us for the next 2-3 days for some really good updates. By next week, the site should look amazing.

Thanks for understanding. Now, go watch movies!

The 2013 Reel Deal Movie Awards

If there is one complaint that people could have against the Oscars, besides the fact that Oscar voters rarely pick the right film and are easily seduced by pretty campaigns, is that there awards just aren’t specific enough.

Boom! Problem fixed.

Here are some new categories I thought up to give some movies, directors, and actors who might not have gotten their moment in the sun otherwise. 

Some of these awards are compliments, some are not, and some will probably make no sense at all. But then again, anything makes more sense than “Shakespeare in Love” beating “Saving Private Ryan” for Best Picture.

Read the list below:
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The Hits of the Holiday Season According to Your Grandparents

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It’s the holiday season. Between Christmas and New Years, you will probably be spending a lot of time with relatives you don’t normally see.

If you’re spending time with your grandparents, prepare for a lot of talk about how everything was better in the past, and how you’re part of the worst generation ever. It’s annoying but it’s family, so you love them. And there’s no better way to connect with family than through a trip to the movies.

Movie titles are hard, and your grandparents might have trouble remembering some of those names. Luckily, they wisely find a way to get around this: by coming up with their own titles. Some of these make no sense, and some of them are much funnier and more creative than the original titles. In order to bridge the confusion of the generation gap, here is a key to the big movies of the holiday season, according to your grandparents:


12 Years a Slave: 10 Years a Slave

American Hustle: The American Hustler

Anchorman 2: All These Comedies Are Garbage

Dallas Buyers Club: The Texas Buying Club

Frozen: Freezing

Her: She

Inside Llewyn Davis: What’s That?

Last Vegas: The Las Vegas Picture

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: Saving Walter Midas

The Wolf of Wall Street: The One with the Handsome Boy from Titanic

Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas: Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas (I have no idea why they get this one right)

Ten Sequels That Outdid The Originals

Sequels. Who needs them?

We do. Because we demand them.

Sequels are made for many reasons. Sometimes, they are a necessary continuation of the original. Other times, they are a cash grab that the market demands.

Some sequels try too hard to match their predecessor and ultimately forget why the original was even good in the first place. Others take the good elements, expand on them, and then add something new. When that happens, the sequel can often be better than the original.

This December, both “The Desolation of Smaug” and “Anchorman 2″ are coming out in theaters. Well, at least one of them has big shoes to fill. In celebration of Hollywood’s continued sequel mania, I have decided to compile a handy list of sequels that surpassed their predecessors. Feel free to leave your thoughts/yell at me for not including “The Empire Strikes Back” in the comments:


The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Here’s my unpopular opinion: I don’t really understand why people like the first “Frankenstein” so much. It turned its source material into a fairly standard monster movie. On the other hand, “The Bride of Frankenstein” restores Mary Shelley’s enlightened philosophy and makes the monster more human than ever. But enough of that boring stuff. “The Bride of Frankenstein” is impossible to hate. Its special effects still look great today (see: little people in jars scene). The scene with the Monster and the hermit is funnier than you might ever be (“drink…good!”). “The Bride of Frankenstein” is classic Hollywood filmmaking at its finest.


For a Few Dollars More (1965)


Pinning “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” as the best of the Man With No Name trilogy makes the most sense. However, there’s something special about the middle chapter and it is still unfortunately underrated to this day. “A Fistful of Dollars” is great, but it is just a straight up transference of a samurai movie into the American West. “For a Few Dollars More” felt like something completely different. It was a definite precursor to many great years of filmmaking to come. “For a Few Dollars More” is where the Spaghetti Western came of age.


The Godfather: Part II (1974)


Mario Puzo’s novel of “The Godfather” was so long that it needed to be split in half. All for the better. Its hard to put the first two “Godfather” films up against each other as they are both masterpieces. However, the flashbacks of a young Vito Corleone as played by Robert De Niro are truly what set it apart. This set as a backdrop to Michael’s descent into evil make “The Godfather: Part II” a masterful example of the dark beauty of 1970s American cinema.



Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)

“The Evil Dead” became a major cult classic over the years. Sam Raimi took everything that made the original so great and stepped it up a notch for the sequel. Normally, this can lead to disaster. However, “Evil Dead 2″ doesn’t fall into the trap of unoriginality. It’s schlockier, more violent and even more hilarious than the original. It has the audacity to completely rewrite the history of the series in its first ten minutes. From there, it rewrites everything you thought you knew about horror.* By the way, Bruce Campbell gets the respect he deserves: when it comes to action stars, he is second only to that other Bruce.

Some monster took the original clip off YouTube. This is the best I could do.


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Including this one might be cheating, as “The Last Crusade” is not a direct sequel to “Raiders of the Lost Ark.” “The Temple of Doom” is not a bad movie, but it also doesn’t include the revelation that Dr. Jones was named after the dog. “The Last Crusade” feels like an Indiana Jones movie that Spielberg made for the fans, which is why it turns out so good. Had he just given us the John Ford inspired opening that chronicles a young Indy, that would have been enough. If he had just put in an awesome chase scene in Venice, that would have been enough. But then he added Sean Connery as Indy’s father, who might be the best character in this entire series who isn’t named Indiana Jones. Good thing Spielberg ended the series on a positive note, and didn’t make another movie after this where a man is killed by a colony of ants and an ancient pyramid turns into an alien space ship. That would have been terrible.


Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

Now this is how you make a sequel. “Terminator 2″ is one of the best action movies ever made. It’s bold to take a legendary villain and turn them into the good guy in the sequel, but “Terminator 2″ took a huge creative gamble that paid off for the better. James Cameron shows that along with being the ultimate futurist, few directors know how to conduct a spectacle quite like him. Most importantly, Cameron figured out Schwarzenegger’s strengths and therefore is one of the few directors who knew how to direct him. The less dialogue Schwarzenegger has, the more intimidating, mysterious, and awesome he is. Did I also mention that I wept tears of sadness at the film’s final thumbs up? It’s that good.


The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

When it comes to trilogies, the middle chapter is normally the best. While the third installment of the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy won Best Picture, “The Two Towers” cannot be topped. “Two Towers” isn’t bogged down with the exposition of “Fellowship” or the Multiple Ending Syndrome of “Return of the King.” “The Two Towers” is fast-paced storytelling done in a three hour block. The Battle of Helms Deep is still one of the most visually arresting battle sequences ever put on film, and Treebeard might just be my favorite character in the series. “The Two Towers” is dark, filled with uncertainty, and the perfect centerpiece for a nearly perfect trilogy.


Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

I’ve talked about “Kill Bill” maybe a little too much here, but I couldn’t do this list without including it, even if it is more a second part than a sequel. Unlike most sequels which tend to raise the stakes, Volume 2 instead decided to tone it down a bit. While Volume 2 doesn’t have the breathtaking fight scenes or amazing twist ending of Volume 1, it does have some of the best dialogue that Tarantino has ever written. The Superman monologue is just as good as anything recited by Samuel L. Jackson in “Pulp Fiction,” and the fact that it didn’t get David Carradine an Oscar nomination is something of a movie-related crime.

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Like “Kill Bill: Volume 2,” “Spider-Man 2″ dialed it back a bit for one of the more thoughtful superhero movies. When is the last time you saw a superhero movie where the hero decided he wanted to give up his powers. It’s pretty deep stuff that’s wrapped up in an awesome blockbuster shell. Meanwhile a superhero is only as good as his villain, and Doctor Octopus is just a shade less cartoonish than the Green Goblin (no offense, Mr. Dafoe). Plus, this is Sam Raimi, so you know the action is going to be awesomely cheesy.

The Dark Knight (2008)

Because how could I make this list without it? Not that I felt forced to put this on here. “The Dark Knight” set a standard for the superhero genre that has yet to be matched. Many have tried to imitate its dark tone, but few have been able to replicate what Christopher Nolan achieved. It is a perfect continuation of the already great “Batman Begins.” “The Dark Knight” might be the only superhero movie that had more than one villain and still managed to use it to its advantage (for counterpoints see: “The Dark Knight Rises”).

*Sorry if this sentence too much like an Upworthy headline.

The Purge Giveaway. Can you #SurviveTheNight?

Have you ever been sitting here, reading this blog, and wondered to yourself, “Ian is a genius and all, but what am I getting out of this?” Well, now you can finally get something for you loyalty.

The friendly people at Universal Pictures have provided me with “The Purge” App, for their upcoming feature “The Purge” (which, in my honest opinion, looks awesome), coming out on Friday, June 7. You can play this app, or not, but I have also been bestowed the power of giving one reader a “Purge” prize pack. This prize pack includes free t-shirts. You heard me right. Free t-shirts. How often in your life do you get the chance for free t-shirts? From a real movie studio?

Here’s a link for the App:

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Let me know if you’re interested. Keep on Reel Dealin’ on.

On Watching Movies in College

If you’re someone who occasionally snoops around this blog, you might have noticed something recently: new posts aren’t coming. No, I haven’t died. No, I haven’t suddenly lost my interest in movies. And no, The Reel Deal is not reaching its end anytime soon. It may just be reaching a new stage in its short yet sweet life.

Let me just warn you that this following post has nothing to do with any particular movie. I also don’t want to justify my “laziness.” I would just like to explain, and make it loud and clear that The Reel Deal isn’t going anywhere.
What has happened to me? Well, I went to college. For those of you who don’t know, college works a bit differently from high school. Time functions differently. Sleep happens sporadically, and even rarely. Worst of all, time really does fly. One day is never enough time to accomplish something. Even with so much free time, there is always something happening, something else to be doing.
In this time, I unfortunately lost sight of my defining source. Those days when enlightenment seemed to come from the cinema and discovery came from writing about it somehow got muddled. I began to forget that feeling, that so-called ecstasy of cinema.
I didn’t try to lose this on purpose. The last time I remember feeling this was the last time I walked into a theater to see “The Social Network.” That was a movie that was just about so perfect in every way that it made me wish every movie I saw could be just as good.
So maybe in that respect I can blame Hollywood. They’ve released few movies so far this season that seem worth taking that forty minute bus ride to the mall. Oh yeah, finding a movie theater in upstate New York can become even more of an adventure than an actual movie itself.
Just because I haven’t been to the movies in so long, doesn’t mean I’m out of touch. I’ll go see “127 Hours.” I’ll go see “True Grit.” Hell, I might even see the new “Harry Potter.” I so dearly long to feel the ecstasy of cinema in theaters again. I can’t wait to walk out of a movie again and feel the same way I did after seeing the likes of “There Will Be Blood,” “Inglourious Basterds,” and “Inception.”
But while there is nothing like a good movie, I’ve found those pleasures of the best cinema can even be found in real life. What is that feeling? It’s the feeling of finding something amazingly unusual in such a normal situation, such as a beautiful spring day in the middle of the gloom of November.
At this point, you probably wished I would stop writing this piece. What is the point of this if I’m not analyzing a movie or complaining about how much I hate Michael Bay? Because I want to reassure you that The Reel Deal is not dead and never will be. It’s simply heading in a new, uncharted direction. I don’t know what direction this blog is headed in, just as I don’t know what direction my film major will take me. Then again, life is more fun that way.

Temporary Vacancy

It’s that time of year again. This time around, I’ll be heading south of the border to Peru until the 25th. While I’m there, I will not have access to either internet or a movie theater. That means this site will be vacant for the time being.

Unfortunately, this means I won’t be able to get an opening weekend review of “Kick-Ass” or another of that copy of “La Dolce Vita” that’s been sitting on my shelf for far too long. And I also promise to reboot “That One Scene” and finally write a review of the best comedy currently on TV, “Modern Family.” I hope some of you have made an effort to go see either “Greenberg” or “Hot Tub Time Machine.” Or better yet, both.
In the meantime, I hope you’ll enjoy everything else my blog has to offer until I return. Until that happens, I say, happy moviegoing.
For a little extra film-related entertainment, check out this trailer for a recent film called “Birdemic.” It’s awful beyond any level of the imagination yet, it’s so watchable at the same time. Something tells me that “The Room” has finally caught on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnNvBucoNSY

The Five Most Important Years in Film

A recent blog post on EW.com argued that the greatest year for movies ever was 1984. Is this something of an overstatement? No doubt 1984 was a very good year for movies. After all, it was the year that gave birth to such masterpieces as “Amadeus,” “Once Upon a Time in America,” and “Blood Simple” as well as such popular classics as “Footloose,” “The Natural,” “Ghostbusters,” and “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.”

Some great movies, no doubt, but does this really constitute as the greatest year for movies ever? Here now, I would like to explore the five most important (not just the best) years in cinematic history:
1927- The year modern cinema was born. “The Jazz Singer” became the first feature-length “talkie” ever. “Jazz Singer” allowed the existence of such timeless snippets of dialogue as “Here’s looking at you kid,” and “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse”–however it also allowed for years of Michael Bay films and endless amounts of fart jokes.
1939- The second Dorothy exited black and white Kansas and entered color-filled Oz, audiences knew film would never be the same. However, “The Wizard of Oz” was not the only great achievement of 1939. Films like “Gone with the Wind,” “Stagecoach,” “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington,” and “Wuthering Heights” would become part of film fanatics’ basic vocabulary, and add to the year that most historians call “the miracle year” for movies.
1967- Outside the theater, upheaval over the Vietnam War as well as the beginning of the Sexual Revolution were causing America to lose its innocence. That anger and newfound maturity soon made its way into the movies. “The Graduate” and “Bonnie and Clyde” showed the erasing of decades of Hays Code oppression and a new exploration of violence and sex that had never before been seen in film. However this was only the beginning of a revolution that took full bloom two years later.
1969- The revolution was now in full bloom. In this year, “Midnight Cowboy” became the first and only X-rated film to ever take home the Best Picture prize. “Easy Rider” showed the true life of the counterculture with no restraints. Filmmakers were no longer afraid; they were ready to head to uncharted waters in the years ahead. Perhaps the most famous line from “The Wild Bunch” best sums up 1969: “it ain’t like it used to be, but it’ll do.”
1999- 30 years later, a new revolution was born. “The Blair Witch Project,” although arguable in its quality (see my review here), proved that any movie, no matter how small, was capable of making a massive profit. Could this truly have been the movie that gave studio executives more faith in the independent film? But ’99 was not all about “Blair Witch.” It also gave birth to darker, more out-of-the-box views of typical American life such as “American Beauty,” “Election,” and “Magnolia.” It also gave us the first major film about the First Gulf War (“Three Kings”) and a comedy about the inside of John Malkovich’s head (“Being John Malkovich”). The real question now is, where will the revolution of ’99 take us from here?