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Tommy Wiseau: Persistence is Everything

Tommy Wiseau is the auteur no one ever asked for, and the one no one ever wants to go away. Not because he actually displays any sort of artistic merit, but because he is just always here.

For those of you unfamiliar, Tommy Wiseau came out of nowhere and released a movie called “The Room.” Like any enduring cinematic classic, “The Room” was largely ignored upon initial release. Years later, it gained much popularity and a huge cult following once audiences started to realize it was one of the most awful, laughably implausible movies ever made.
“The Room” looks like it was shot for six dollars, despite having a budget of $6 million, and the dialogue sounds like it was created by someone who does not have any understanding at all of the English language.
Today, “Room” lovers were given another reason to live: Wiseau plans to release “The Room” in 3D. Yes, that means the horrifyingly long sex scenes will be given an extra dimension. Here’s an upgrade no one asked for, but we will (somewhat) thankfully be receiving. Wiseau also plans to release the film in Blu-Ray. To that he might say, “oh, hi technology!”
Now, as someone who has openly railed against 3D on various occasions, I am strangely excited for this. As an unapologetic “Room” fan, I am always excited to see what shocking heights of awfulness Wiseau is capable of. We saw another glance of what other possible stories he could produce, when the vampire short film “The House that Drips Blood on Alex” was released online earlier this year.
Not only will “The Room” be treated to two new formats, but Wiseau also plans to release a clothing line. That’s right; he’s even taking over the garment industry now. I have a good feeling that the 3D won’t look so great, the Blu-Ray features will just make the movie even more confusing, and his clothes will likely lack a basic necessity like buttons, or fabric.
Yet, despite the complete lack of talent, it is almost impossible to ever hate this man. Why? Because when the world tells him he’s as bad as Ed Wood, he doesn’t back down. When people tell him he can’t speak English, he just keeps speaking. He will never give up his unique, eccentric personality. There is nothing Tommy Wiseau can’t do right, but that doesn’t mean he is going to ever stop doing it. And that is why “The Room” is a cinematic masterpiece, and Tommy Wiseau is its auteur. Bring on the 3D.
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And of course…

The Room: When Bad Movie Means Great Cinema

I know, I too often gripe about bad films, and how they are relentlessly tearing apart the fabric of good, intelligent, filmmaking.

Having said that, “The Room,” a disaster of a film, might just be one of the most rewarding film watching experiences you’ll ever have. Why is it that I’m recommending such a bad film? Quite simply, it achieves the rare feat of being so bad that its actually good.
Before delving into details, it helps to have some background on the making of the film. It was the first (and to date, only) feature made by Tommy Wiseau, who also wrote and stars in the film. “The Room” had a $6 million dollar budget. Apparently, Wiseau raised most of that money selling leather jackets. It also looks like more money was put into the opening credits than in the entire story itself. In reality, much of the budget was spent on a ridiculous billboard campaign.
I can’t say this for a fact, but it seems almost evident that the film’s editor was asleep throughout production and the studio executives who let it be made were likely on crack. Among its many problems, “The Room” contains so many scenes that have absolutely no value to the film. There are characters and important situations that are brought up and then never mentioned again. The dialogue is cliche and incredibly straightforward. In fact, Wiseau can’t even figure out how to use cliches properly (for instance, the placing of “love is blind”). The acting is emotionless and artificial. The camera is usually shaky and there are way too many unnecessary cuts to stock images of the San Francisco skyline.
I should be listing all these criticisms in a very angry tone. However, I feel a delighted one makes much more sense. That’s because “The Room” is the midnight movie of our generation to remember. The 1950s might’ve had Ed Wood and “Plan 9 From Outer Space,” but we have Tommy Wiseau and “The Room.”
There is no doubt you’ll enjoy the film so much because you’ll be laughing at it. Sometimes, that’s what can make an extremely bad drama an extremely bad thing. Usually, a film is bad because it turns out to be the opposite of what it intended. For example, “Gigli” was supposed to be a dark comedy. Instead, it turned out to be a dark drama. “The Room” is meant to be a tragedy “with the passion of Tennessee Williams.” Instead, its a passionless laughfest.
Still, what truly makes the room a cult classic is the eccentricity behind the auteur himself, Tommy Wiseau. In one scene, he tries to emulate James Dean by proclaiming “You’re tearing me apart Lisa!” In a later scene he destroys his bedroom bit by bit, a scene that is so clearly inspired by the destruction of Susan Alexander Kane’s bedroom during the climax of “Citizen Kane.” Of course, Wiseau’s thick, French accent sounds nothing like Dean, and the destruction of the bedroom scene is nowhere near as heartbreaking as the way Orson Welles filmed it. In both instances, they are flat out hilarious.
Could this be why in a way “The Room” is more than just a flat out bad movie. Despite how horribly made it is, it’s so hard to hate because it feels inspired. You can sense the filmmaker was striving to show his unique vision but ultimately failed at it, much to the delight of audiences across America. All of this is more than can be said for a film like, say, “New Moon,” which is thrown together in too quick a time for the sole purpose of commercial success.
I don’t think this post can really do “The Room” justice. You’re just going to have to rent it yourself or better yet, get to a midnight screening.
Here are a few great sample clips: